Good One...
Once a Smoker was smoking at airport.........
A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker : Why are you asking such question?
Gentleman replied : If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the
plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?
Gentleman:-No.
Smoker asked:- Does that plane belongs to you?
Gentleman replied:- No.
Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine
[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya]
Moral of the Story : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
