Sunday, November 22, 2009

Heaven & Hell

A holy man was having a conversation with the Creator one day and said 'Creator, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
 
 
The Creator led the holy man to two doors.
 
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.
 
In the middle of the room was a large round table.
 
In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
 
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly.
 
They appeared to be famished.
 
They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but ...
 
Because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
 
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
 
The Creator said, 'Now, you have seen Hell.'
 
They went to the next room and opened the door.
 
It was exactly the same as the first one.
 
There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.
 
The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here each person was well-nourished and plump, laughing and talking.
 
The holy man said, 'I don't understand.'
 
'It is simple,' explained the Creator.
 
'It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'

Before and After Marriage

Before marriage....
 
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
 
 
 
After marriage....
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Subconscious Mind!

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