Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Islam = The Religion of Peace.

A Mufti sat next to a Reverend on a flight.

The Rev asked the Mufti: What is your occupation?

Mufti: I'm into big business

Rev: But what business exactly?

Mufti: I deal with God

Rev: so you're a Muslim religious leader.. I have one problem with you Muslims: you oppress your women.

Mufti: How do we oppress women?

Rev: You make your women cover up completely and you keep them in the homes.

Mufti: I have a problem with you people: you oppress MONEY

Rev: What? How can one oppress money?

Mufti: You keep your money hidden away, in wallets, banks and safes. You keep it covered up. Why don't you display it in public if it's a beautiful thing

Rev: It will get stolen, obviously.

Mufti: You keep your money hidden because it is so valuable. We value the true worth of women far, far more. Therefore, these precious jewels are not on display to one and all. They are kept in honour and dignity.

Islam = The Religion of Peace.

Fight Like a Man!

There were three guys talking. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while the third one remained quiet.

After a while one of the first two turned to the third and said, "well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow said "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" They asked.
She said, "get out from under the bed and fight like a man".

Pious Women!

01* In jannat people will go to visit (see) Allah Taalah, but Allah Ta'Ala himself will visit (to see) the woman who has observed PARDAH while in the world.
 
 02* Every single woman going to hell will take four (4) jannati men. Because they did not fikr nor had they cared in duniya about the Deen and Imaan of that woman and did not teach her Deen, these four men will be:
 
1. her father
2. her brother
3. her husband
4. her son
 
 03* When a woman's husband dies while he was happy and pleased with her, jannat becomes wajib for her
 
 04* When the husband comes home the wife gives him food to eat (not being involved in dishonesty with regard to herself and her    husband's belongings), Allah Tallah gives her the sawaab of 12 years of ibaadat
 
 05* Upon the child crying at night, if the mother feeds the child (gives milk to the child) without cursing, she receives the sawaab of performing namaaz for one year.

 06* A woman receives the sawaab of 70 years of namaaz and roza on giving birth to one child and the pain she suffered in every vein of her body while giving birth, for that she will receive the sawaab of one hajj.

 07* The namaaz and ibaadat of a woman disobedient to her husband do not reach heaven .

 08* Every night of an expectant mother (a woman who is carrying a baby in her womb) is counted as spent in ibaadat and every day as spent in fasting .

 09* A chaste woman who is mindful of namaaz and roza, also makes khidmat for her husband, for her all the 8 doors of jannat are opened . She may enter from whichever doors she likes.

 10* When a woman makes the zikr of bismillah while preparing the dough (for roti), her livelihood is increased (i.e . she receives barakat in her rozi).

 11* A woman who is rendered restless owing to the illness of her baby and yet kept on striving to comfort the baby, Allah Talaah forgives all her sins and gives her the sawaab of 12 years accepted in ibaadat .

 12* A woman who sends out her husband in the path of Allah and stays at home by herself, maintaining her honour and dignity (i.e. protecting herself against temptation and dishonesty) will enter jannat 500 years before her husband while 70,000 angels and hoors will serve her. She will be given ghusl in jannat and sitting on mountains of pearls , she will await the arrival of her husband

 13* When a husband and a wife look at each other with love and affection, Allah himself looks at both of them with love and affection.

 14* A woman, who is deprived(lack) of sleep owing to her child crying at night, receives the sawaab of freeing 20 slaves

 15* When a husband comes home full of worries and the wife extends warm welcome to him and consoles him; she receives the reward of half jihaad.
 
 May Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala protect us all, Ameen!

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