Saturday, March 06, 2010

Power of Forgiveness.....Amazing!!!

 

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Overconfidence! !!

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
 
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,
 
"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
 
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
 
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
 
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
 
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
 
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
 
 With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

a love story

A blind girl hated herself because she was blind.
She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.
He was always there for her.
She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world,
I will marry you."
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.
He asked her 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?'
The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, before they were yours, they were mine. '
This is how the human brain often works when our 'status changes'.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Hall of Fame!

Get yourself listed in the hall of fame. I did it in less than a minutes.

This is a mathematical challenge, and it's been said that:
 
 * If you're an engineer, you should be able to solve it in (under) three minutes,
 * if you're an architect, in three hours;
 * if you're a doctor, in six hours;
 * if you're an accountant, in three months and
  * If you're a lawyer, probably never.
 
 What is the missing number in this logical series?
 
 1, 2, 6, 42, 1806, ____???
 
 The answer is the password to open the spreadsheet that is attached to this
  email. If you figure it out, open the spreadsheet, type your name in, save
 it and resend it to your friends.


Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Holes!

An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
 
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
 
Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,
'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.'
 
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
'Oh my Goodness,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'
 
'Not to worry,' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'
 
'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.'
 
'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.'
 
'Maybe so,' says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.'

Trial!

 

Think to Report

 

Friends & Medicines

Friends & Medicines Play the same Role in our Life, Both take care of us in our Pains, But the Difference is, Friends don't have an Expiry Date

 

Monday, March 01, 2010

Peace of mind.

Once when Buddha was walking from one town to another with a few of his followers, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha said to one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Go and get me some water from that lake there."
 

The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that some people were washing clothes in the water, and right at that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake.
 
As a result, the water became very muddy, very turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink!" So he came back and said to Buddha, "The water in the lake is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink."
 
After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake and get him some water to drink. The disciple obediently went back to the lake.
 
This time he found that the lake had absolutely clear water in it. The mud had settled down and the water above it looked fit to be had. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.
 
Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said, "See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be, and the mud settled down on its own and then you got clear water. 
 
Your mind is also like that! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own.
 
You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless."

Beauty....

 

Beware of older men - they only get wiser!

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday...
She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am? 'About 32,' is the reply.'

'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the
very same question...
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'

The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning
question..
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'

Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fine way to tell how old a woman was.
It sounds very awkward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra..

Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her.
She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.
He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.
He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am I?'
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.'

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you tell?'
The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?
'I promise I won't' she says.

'I was behind you at McDonalds.'

A Question can change your LIFE

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
 
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
 
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would  scare you so much. "
 
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
 
 

Sunday, February 28, 2010

The birth of our Holy Prophet Mohammad Peace be upon him.

"Kitab-e-Hasti Ky Ser-Waraq pe, Jo Naam-e-AHAMAD raqam na hota..
Wajood-e-Hasti Ubher na sakti, Wajood-e-Loh-o-Qalam na hota.. .."

“My Dying Conscience”: Lovely poem by Reshmi Trivedi

Lovely poem by Reshmi Trivedi —————————————— Sometimes in the dark of the night, I visit my conscience   To see if  it is still breathing, F...