A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.
A real friend doesn't have to.
A simple friend opens a conversation
with a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, "What's new with you?"
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing
for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his/her address book.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for him/her.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
Thank you for being a REAL FRIEND!
