Friday, October 08, 2010

Legal but not Logical.

A  young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? " 


To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.


"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer


"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

 

Kabhi Hum Bhee Khoobsoorat Thai... (7th Oct, 2010)

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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Leave a Mark

Leave a Mark

Live life to the fullest.
True and honest, begin with yourself and extend it to others.
Use your words wisely. Words have power and create influence,
do not spread them carelessly.
Negative words create negative energy and repel those around you.

Live in the positive.
Leave your 'stamp' on everything you do.
Make yourself an icon to be admired and respected.
Become an inspiration to others-so think carefully
before you speak and act.
Every action, every word carries a consequence.
 
Create a genuineness about you that is
addictive to all those who meet you.
And finally, leave a mark on those you meet that
couldn't have been left if you weren't in their lives.

~Unknown~

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Be a Legend.

An eagle's egg was placed in the nest of a prairie chicken. The egg hatched and the little eagle grew up thinking  it was a prairie chicken.  The eagle did what the prairie chickens did. It scratched in the dirt for seeds. It clucked and cackled. It never flew more than a few feet because that is what  the prairie chickens did. One day he saw an eagle flying gracefully and majestically in the open sky. He asked the prairie chickens:
 "What is that beautiful bird?" The chickens replied,  "That is an eagle. He is an outstanding bird, but you cannot fly like him because you are just a prairie chicken." 

So the eagle never gave it a second thought,  believing that to be the truth. He lived the life of and  died a prairie chicken, depriving himself of his heritage  because of his lack of vision.
 
What a waste! He was born to win, but was conditioned to lose. Do not let people or situations or even yourself condition you to lose in life.

~unknown~

 

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