Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Saturday, October 09, 2010
Friday, October 08, 2010
Legal but not Logical.
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Leave a Mark
Live life to the fullest.
True and honest, begin with yourself and extend it to others.
Use your words wisely. Words have power and create influence,
do not spread them carelessly.
Negative words create negative energy and repel those around you.
Live in the positive.
Leave your 'stamp' on everything you do.
Make yourself an icon to be admired and respected.
Become an inspiration to others-so think carefully
before you speak and act.
Every action, every word carries a consequence.
Create a genuineness about you that is
addictive to all those who meet you.
And finally, leave a mark on those you meet that
couldn't have been left if you weren't in their lives.
~Unknown~
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Be a Legend.
"What is that beautiful bird?" The chickens replied, "That is an eagle. He is an outstanding bird, but you cannot fly like him because you are just a prairie chicken."
So the eagle never gave it a second thought, believing that to be the truth. He lived the life of and died a prairie chicken, depriving himself of his heritage because of his lack of vision.
What a waste! He was born to win, but was conditioned to lose. Do not let people or situations or even yourself condition you to lose in life.
~unknown~
Subconscious Mind!
What if I told you that there was a part of your mind that is always working, even when you are asleep? This part of your mind is known as...
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جب جوبن تیرا ڈھل جائے جب پیار کی عمر نکل جائے جب چھوڑ دے تجھ کو حُسن تیرا جب چہرہ پُر ہو جھریوں سے جب زلف کے خم نہ ہوں باقی جب رنگت ...
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ہم تو آنسو ہیں ہمیں خاک میں مل جانا ہے میتوں کے لیے ڈولی نہیں آیا کرتی بستر ہجر پہ سویا نہیں جاتا اکثر نیند آتی تو ہے گہری ن...
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خُود کو آزاد کِیا دِل سے اُتاری دُنیا مُنہ پہ دُنیا کے بڑی زور سے ماری دُنیا لوگ دُنیا کے لئے تخت بچھانے میں رہے ...





















