Simple Friend Vs. Real Friend [Part II]

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls. 
A real friend doesn't have to.

A simple friend opens a conversation 
with a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, "What's new with you?"

A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing 
for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. 
A real friend has their phone numbers in his/her address book.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. 
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. 
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for him/her. 
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Thank you for being a REAL FRIEND!

Simple Friends vs. Real Friends

A simple friend has never seen you cry. 
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. 

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. 
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight. 

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. 
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. 

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. 
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. 

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. 
A real friend could blackmail you with it. 

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. 
A real friend expects to always be there for you! 

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