Have a Positive attitude…
1. When your boss says - "You have screwed up this module"
Smile - it means "the other modules were good"
2. When your boss says - "I am not going to let you go early today evening"
Smile - It means "you can come late tomorrow"
3. When your boss says - "Do the documentation"
Smile - it means "Relax dude, you've done enough of coding, time to give your brains a break"
4. When your boss says - "You do nothing but just surf the internet"
Smile - it means "Dude, now I know where all that knowledge comes from"
5. When your boss says - "Do you come to office to sleep?"
Smile - It means "hey buddy, why do you stress yourself? Have a good night's sleep and come to office whenever you wish!"
6 . When your boss says - "Stop staring at that girl you moron"
Smile - it means "My girl friend is better than her "
7. When your boss says - "Why does nothing work on your machine?"
Smile - it means "I am thinking I could rather give you my laptop"
8. When your boss says - "Would you stop talking on your mobile phone?"
Smile - it means "Use the office phone instead"
9. When your boss says - "Why do you keep smiling always?"
Smile - it means "I love the fact that You are spreading the good will"
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10. When your boss says - "YOU ARE FIRED"
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SLAP HIM IN HIS FACE AND SAY - "I RESIGN"
